|Original text (c) Crown Copyright 2004 from the official Government PFE web site. This is a parody.
Parodies are permissible under copyright law - particularly
since the original was Crown Copyright, and the only restriction
was that it not be used in a "derogatory or misleading manner",
and let's face it, if anyone actually mistakes this for the
genuine Government web site, then they probably have more
problems than getting unhelpful advice.